Bull has returned from four days at the Paralympic Games in Paris and is full of ‘joie de vivre’.
He compares the warm, welcoming and uplifting spirit in the City of Light and Love with the current rather despondent mood in London.
After a childish game of ‘one-upmanship’ as to which is the better sports city/country, our two protagonists settle down to compare the property fundamentals of each.
After a close-run tie-breaker, London just pips Paris to the post. (Well, there’s a surprise!)