Dear The Weekly,

I have been going through Sajid Javid’s files and came across the email he sent to you three weeks ago.

If you spotted someone wearing their clothes back-to-front on Friday, it was probably because it was ‘National Backwards Day’.

With only three days to go, The Weekly understands that our readers’ time may be at a premium.

Are you tired of all the squabbling over Brexit? Have the playground, one-upmanship promises of the General Election worn you down? Are you feeling deflated after the euphoria of the Cricket and Rugby World Cups? Don’t worry… some innovative research by The Weekly suggests that times may well be getting better soon.